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Knock, knock, knocking on Satan’s door

:redsatan::ghost:

Last week we went to the Lowest Place on Earth, took a dip in the Dead Sea and some pix.

The Dead sea is the saltiest lake in the world. The sea is called “dead” because its high salinity means no macroscopic aquatic organisms such as fish or water plants can live in it – Satan killed all the little fishies in the lake- though minuscule quantities of evil bacteria and demonic microbial fungi are present.

Though it’s pretty exotic, not everyone can like it -due to the unbelievable amount of salt, the water feels like hot oil on your skin. And it’s pretty HOT water most of the time, because it’s heated up by the hellish lake of fire from the depths below.

It even has female and male hormones in the water (not sure where they came from and don’t want to ponder on that – Dead souls?!?!).

Also you can never get a sunburn there because of too much athmosphere on top of you- Dead sea is a passage between Heaven and Hell, so that’s where you can witness the perpetual fight between good and evil – heaven doesn’t let you get burned from above, but satan still uses his trickery when you go into the water.

And if you get a drop of water into your eye, you have to go to the clinic immediately, unless you want to have an eye patch for the rest of your life. :grin:

Also, naturally (!), the place is provided with Hot Sulphur pools, where you can soak as long as you can stand the smell + afterwards you carry the pungent smell with you for a couple of days, and, certainly, there’s no need to explain anything about hot sulphur. :satan:

And we surely did put the dead sea mud on ourselves.

The lowest point on Earth:

at 416m (1,378 ft) below sea level.

If you knock on the ground and listen carefully- Satan will knock back.
the lowest place on earth

Do not leave the path!!! Deep mud!

If you leave the Path, your foot will sink into the mud, Satan will grab you by the ankle and there will be no return.
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The Path:

If you leave the Path, your foot will sink into the mud, Satan will grab you by the ankle and there will be no return. Seriously.
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The Mud:

The salt land is cracked, because Satan constantly tries to get out.
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The Cacti:

There are some vital signs of nature, – but every rose has a thorn, and this is also Satan’s trickery.
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Shower and Dead Sea:

It’s smarter not to take your clothes off, in case you have to run for your life.
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the lowest place on earth

No Littering:

Satan’s servants are watching you when you litter at the entrance to the master’s realms.
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Check out my flickr to see more.

Tomorrow we’re going to Palestine -Bethlehem, and Jerusalem to wash away our sins and walk the way of Jesus.

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Bob (27 comments) said,

10-27-2007 at 02:28:52     

Satan is bad, bad Satan, great pics.

sexybabe (1 comments) said,

2-1-2008 at 11:58:13     

i realy like it it sooooooo cooooooooooool :happy:

tonyynot (1 comments) said,

6-5-2009 at 01:01:01     

Why are you so obsessed with the Satan thing? The place has its charm, though obviously could prove desolate if one were to be reckless there.
I’ve no doubt that the area could yield a rewarding life to those who knew how to live within the practical limitations of the available resources.
I find the kitties more a reflection of whats right with the universe rather than whats wrong with it; certainly not instrument of the devil. Sometimes I think humanity would be better off rejecting what seems to be a God/Satin continuum, whereby God and Satin are really on the same team; after all isn’t God metaphorically the father of Satin, since He conceived of him and then created him? Although this thought has some merit, I tend to reject it, but still think it best not to prescribe to much influence of earthly things to God or to Satin. They are what they are.

omega (86 comments) said,

11-8-2009 at 19:20:15     

tony… i love satin skirts. yeah. kitties are the right thing in the universe undoubtedly. :)))

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