Lady Omega

Back with the news from the war zone - i’ve been really busy with my work so i had no time to write anything. Not so long ago we went to Jerusalem and Bethlehem (Palestine) to check out Jesus places. It was really cool, i took unbelievable amount of pictures, even though i’ve been to Jerusalem before.

Everything started with this (which promised the safe journey):

In the morning, we went to Gethsemane garden - the garden where Jesus and his disciples had the last supper, the night before the crucifixion. The olive trees in the garden are around 2000 years old.

We also were lucky to witness an apparition of a lovely nun and a monk collecting olives from the holy trees, and, of course, many other fools like us were taking pictures of them:

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Last week we went to the Lowest Place on Earth, took a dip in the Dead Sea and some pix.

The Dead sea is the saltiest lake in the world. The sea is called “dead” because its high salinity means no macroscopic aquatic organisms such as fish or water plants can live in it - Satan killed all the little fishies in the lake- though minuscule quantities of evil bacteria and demonic microbial fungi are present.

Though it’s pretty exotic, not everyone can like it -due to the unbelievable amount of salt, the water feels like hot oil on your skin. And it’s pretty HOT water most of the time, because it’s heated up by the hellish lake of fire from the depths below.

It even has female and male hormones in the water (not sure where they came from and don’t want to ponder on that - Dead souls?!?!).

Also you can never get a sunburn there because of too much athmosphere on top of you- Dead sea is a passage between Heaven and Hell, so that’s where you can witness the perpetual fight between good and evil - heaven doesn’t let you get burned from above, but satan still uses his trickery when you go into the water.

And if you get a drop of water into your eye, you have to go to the clinic immediately, unless you want to have an eye patch for the rest of your life.

Also, naturally (!), the place is provided with Hot Sulphur pools, where you can soak as long as you can stand the smell + afterwards you carry the pungent smell with you for a couple of days, and, certainly, there’s no need to explain anything about hot sulphur.

And we surely did put the dead sea mud on ourselves.

The lowest point on Earth:

at 416m (1,378 ft) below sea level.

If you knock on the ground and listen carefully- Satan will knock back.

Do not leave the path!!! Deep mud!

If you leave the Path, your foot will sink into the mud, Satan will grab you by the ankle and there will be no return.

The Path:

If you leave the Path, your foot will sink into the mud, Satan will grab you by the ankle and there will be no return. Seriously.

The Mud:

The salt land is cracked, because Satan constantly tries to get out.

The Cacti:

There are some vital signs of nature, - but every rose has a thorn, and this is also Satan’s trickery.

Shower and Dead Sea:

It’s smarter not to take your clothes off, in case you have to run for your life.

No Littering:

Satan’s servants are watching you when you litter at the entrance to the master’s realms.

Check out my flickr to see more.

Tomorrow we’re going to Palestine -Bethlehem, and Jerusalem to wash away our sins and walk the way of Jesus.